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Tell me this isnt the funniest thing you have read. :lol:

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman.
(Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman)
Slick back hair, a sharksin suit, aligator boots,
You cultivate a look that oozes, trust me.
(I think that I could trust you)
You stand behind every car that you sell.
Because if you stood in front and,
the brakes failed, You'd be crushed.
(You better watch out now)
Oil leak? What oil leak? That puddle in the car
is just sweat, from all that horsepower.
(Let the horses out now)
So crack open an ice cold budlight,
Mr. Peddler of the sheet metal.
Because when life hands you lemons,
you sell them.
(Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
 

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:lol: They are almost as bad as book store folks. :shock:
 

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rrtoadhall said:
:lol: They are almost as bad as book store folks. :shock:

Yeah those bastards. :mrgreen:


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Today we salute you Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy
(Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy)
Some seek their fortune on the stock market, others in real estate, but you look for loose change in the sand
(I'm hitting the jackpot)
Armed with a 5 foot geiger counter, and the worlds largest set of earphones,
You live your life with a simple code of honor: Finders keepers, losers weepers
(Finders Keepers)
Sure people mock you, but he who holds 92 cents, a gold plated earring, and a stealed toed boot gets the last laugh
(Whos's laughing now)
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light O Sultan of the Sand, we'd give you a medal, but you've probably already found one.
(Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy)
 

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Doctor Leo said:
rrtoadhall said:
:lol: They are almost as bad as book store folks. :shock:

Yeah those bastards. :mrgreen:


:D
Especially the Used Book store folks...especially greasy and sleazy, even more so the guys who sell books on metal detectors!

:D :D
 
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