OK, I'm not long back from a fantastic 2 week road trip.
I left London for Lyon, Nice, Monte Carlo, Florence, Lake Garda, Milan, Monza (F1), Lake Como, Swiss Alps, Dijon and home.
The Rangie performed faultlessly. You could not ask for a better vehicle to do this sort of thing in. It was admired everywhere we went (had it cleaned a few times whilst travelling).
As the subject stated I did 2565 miles, averaging 17.6mpg and 39 mph. I also came as close as I've ever been (and I ride 2 superbikes) to dying. And it was my own silly fault.
I decided upon leaving Lake Garda that I wanted to go over the mountain pass to get to Milan. We'd driven part of it the day before and it was unbelievably beautiful with views over the lake.
What I didnt take into account was that after a while the tarmac stopped and it got thinner, and thinner and thinner and became more and more unmade, so much so that even on the highest suspension setting it occasionall grounded! I'd gone too far in to even comtemplate reversing. This path, that is used by downhill mountain bikers only (apparently it was built in WW1 and hasnt been used by vehices since!) was about 12" wider than the car and twisted and turned its way up the mountain. No barriers, no wide bits, just a thin twisting path and the occasional mountain biker with a look of pure disbelief on his face.
Several things started to cross my mind. Do we take our seatbelts off in case it goes and we can try and jump out? What if I get a puncture? Do I just leave it up here? When will this ever end? Shall I phone my family at home? Why dont parking sensors dont work when you're doing a 6 point turn on a mountain hairpin with nothing but a kilometre drop behind you! :shock:
Seriously, it got that bad.
ray:
5 miles and 3 hours later, and now 2km above sea level, we reach the summit. If it the same as this on the other side somebody is gonna get a free Range Rover.
"I can see cars" my girlfriend shouts!!! I thought it was a mirage but, no, she's right. We'd made it.ray: :shock: :crybaby2: Tarmac again!! I could almost kiss it. Turns out it's not meant for cars and is one of the top mountain bikers destinations anywhere. Needless to say they made me feel about as welcome as a fart in a space suit.
Honestly, I have never ever been so scared in all my life. I really thought this may be it.
But, despite my engine management light, my temperamental headlight, my airbag light, my ECU fan chirpy 2 and quarter tons on British 4x4 saved my life!!!!
Below is a pic taken on leaving Nice, France and a couple out the window of the pass....
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I left London for Lyon, Nice, Monte Carlo, Florence, Lake Garda, Milan, Monza (F1), Lake Como, Swiss Alps, Dijon and home.
The Rangie performed faultlessly. You could not ask for a better vehicle to do this sort of thing in. It was admired everywhere we went (had it cleaned a few times whilst travelling).
As the subject stated I did 2565 miles, averaging 17.6mpg and 39 mph. I also came as close as I've ever been (and I ride 2 superbikes) to dying. And it was my own silly fault.
I decided upon leaving Lake Garda that I wanted to go over the mountain pass to get to Milan. We'd driven part of it the day before and it was unbelievably beautiful with views over the lake.
What I didnt take into account was that after a while the tarmac stopped and it got thinner, and thinner and thinner and became more and more unmade, so much so that even on the highest suspension setting it occasionall grounded! I'd gone too far in to even comtemplate reversing. This path, that is used by downhill mountain bikers only (apparently it was built in WW1 and hasnt been used by vehices since!) was about 12" wider than the car and twisted and turned its way up the mountain. No barriers, no wide bits, just a thin twisting path and the occasional mountain biker with a look of pure disbelief on his face.
Several things started to cross my mind. Do we take our seatbelts off in case it goes and we can try and jump out? What if I get a puncture? Do I just leave it up here? When will this ever end? Shall I phone my family at home? Why dont parking sensors dont work when you're doing a 6 point turn on a mountain hairpin with nothing but a kilometre drop behind you! :shock:
Seriously, it got that bad.
ray: 5 miles and 3 hours later, and now 2km above sea level, we reach the summit. If it the same as this on the other side somebody is gonna get a free Range Rover.
"I can see cars" my girlfriend shouts!!! I thought it was a mirage but, no, she's right. We'd made it.
ray: :shock: :crybaby2: Tarmac again!! I could almost kiss it. Turns out it's not meant for cars and is one of the top mountain bikers destinations anywhere. Needless to say they made me feel about as welcome as a fart in a space suit. Honestly, I have never ever been so scared in all my life. I really thought this may be it.
But, despite my engine management light, my temperamental headlight, my airbag light, my ECU fan chirpy 2 and quarter tons on British 4x4 saved my life!!!!
Below is a pic taken on leaving Nice, France and a couple out the window of the pass....
