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  1. Funny Range Rover joke :)

    General Chatter
    A lady walks into a Range Rover dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and...
  2. Funny and moody central lock - door switches/becm door outposts?

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    Funny and moody central lock - door switches/becm door outposts? My central locking system behaves moody and funny - and I thing it doesn't exclusively have to do with the radio for door fobs. I usually drive the same routes with the same "setup" in the car, e.g. same bluetooth Parrot, same...
  3. That's funny the side lights are on?

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    The last time I drove the range rover was Saturday, today is Tuesday. The car is parked on the drive and I look at it every time I go in and out. This morning I walked past it, got into my daily drive looked back at it again and the side lights were on??? Funny l'm sure they weren't on a...
  4. Range Rover Sport - 2011 - Shifting Funny

    Range Rover Sport / L320
    I've not had this RRS for not even a year and it's giving me a vibration when I accelerate and get ready to shift into 1st gear. I feel the small vibration in the steering wheel. I thought it was the tires needing balanced and rotated. I had that done and still nothing helped. I'm taking it back...
  5. some funny electronic problems.

    Range Rover Sport II / L494
    I got my second RRS few months ago(the first was stolen after 5 days in January 2014), and so far the car was working ok beside some electronic problems : from time to time it happens that the blind spot monitor and the system which detects the tyre pressure stop working and i get a message of...
  6. SRS Light on...a funny one??

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    My 2001 4.0 RR SRS light comes on only when the outside temp is hot or when the car gets hot from the sun when standing,when it's cold the SRS light doesn't come on,so basically when I leave for work in the mornings the light isn't on but come late afternoon (only when it's hot) the light comes...
  7. Funny

    Range Rover Mark III / L322
    I was at Costco today picking up supplies (and wine!!) for Easter dinner and a guy approached me and asked if I wanted to sell the FFRR. I told him no and he said he was looking for one for his wife. We talked RRs for a while and I passed on the wisdom (learned here) to avoid the BMW-engined...
  8. Funny burning smell..

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    Hi all, If you could give me some suggestions/help this afternoon I'd be really thankful. I noticed some smoke and an odd smell coming from under hood of my GEMS 1996 4.0 RR, I popped hood to see that a hose had burst spraying coolant all round engine bay area..I repaired hose..Now I've...
  9. Funny quirk with cd changer / ice

    Range Rover Mark III / L322
    Hi all, Range Rover Vogue (2005) otherwise known as Mr Hybrid I wonder if any have experienced this issue with the 6 CD Changer - I have read other posts regarding this but none seem to replicate what is happening to me so here goes; Open door - Screen shows Land Rover Logo and the following...
  10. Funny noice coming from the front end

    Range Rover Classic
    Hi I let a friend use my 95 lwb for a bit and he called me this morning saying there was a sudden vibration. I figured it was probably a u joint but now I'm thinking passenger side axle, its making a squeaking noise in turns with a clunk once in awhile. I jacked up the front and turned the...
  11. Sunroof screen acting funny

    Range Rover Mark IV / L405
    Pushed the button on the sunroof and rolls back in very choppy fashion, then about 4-6" of the fabric hangs down when all the way back. I believe there was a thread or two on similar problems but can't find em. Any thoughts besides bring to dealer?
  12. Funny transmission shifting

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    My 97 Range Rover SE is acting peculiar when shifting. In normal driving (sport button not pushed) it shifts fine in 1st thru 3rd, then doesn't seem to want to go into 4th. However, when I push the sport button, it will drop into 4th gear no problem. But, it also seems that when in sport...
  13. Funny Coincidence

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    A few days ago we had some very nice weather. I had the windows down and was cruising along running errands and seeing friends. I was headed for a longer drive, and I do not normally smoke (let a long in a car) but decided to bring a cigar a long with me for the ride. Might as well use what the...
  14. funny feeling brake pedal

    Range Rover Mark II / P38
    Hey guys. Now that i have the brakes back, i notice that when the pump runs when hitting the brake, I feel it push back on me. Is that normal?
  15. This is too funny not to share. 2014 RRS

    Range Rover Sport / L320
    http://www.carreleasedates.org/2014-range-rover-sport.html 2014 Range Rover Sport Front View This will tell you about the known information regarding the 2014 Range Rover Sport, and as the name implies, the 2014 Range Rover Sport will not be out in the market until the 2014. Although there...